huffingtonpost:

To help you get through hump day… 

huffingtonpost:

To help you get through hump day… 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like image

(via sniffing)


If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,
Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

(via chagirrrl)



theclericsdiary:

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

image

(via theravensdesk)


paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

image

(via africandad)


shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

(via sniffing)



lasfloresdemayo:

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

Yes.

(via grateful-sounds)


theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

(via theravensdesk)


slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

(via the-stars-will-live-forever)


90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*


floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

(via chagirrrl)


(via chagirrrl)